Beth: Did I mention I was a black belt?
Lena: Did I mention I was a Luthor?

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• Added: April 24, 2017

Beth: You know it's true what they say, behind every great man is a strong woman.
Lena: I wouldn't know, I've never stood behind a man.

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• Added: April 24, 2017

Snapper: Isn't there a Pinterest anonymous support group you're missing?
Kara: How'd you know it was me?
Snapper: I can smell desperation a mile away.

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• Added: April 24, 2017

Mon-El: [holds up flashlight].
Kara: Put that away!
Mon-El: What? I'm helping.
Kara: I am a woman with x-ray vision.
Mon-El: It's a fair point.

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• Added: April 24, 2017

Mon-El: She's having dinner with Jack.
Kara: How did you know that?
Mon-El: She called and she was hoping that you would talk her out of it.
Kara: We're going.
Mon-El: I just don't think she meant in person.
Kara: No, come on.
Mon-El: It just feels like stalking.
Kara: No, it's journalism.
Mon-El: Ok. It's very creepy journalism.

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• Added: April 24, 2017

J'onn: There is literally nothing for you to do.
Kara: Nothing?
Winn: I challenge you to find an 8-year-old stealing candy.
Alex: It's like somebody slipped law-abiding serum into the reservoir.
Kara: Did somebody do that? Is that illegal? I could stop 'em.

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• Added: April 24, 2017

Winn: I'm here to rescue you.
Mon-El: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Winn: You finally saw Star Wars.

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• Added: March 27, 2017

Maggie: You don't think I'm a bad person?
Alex: No. Actually I always thought that you were perfect, but it's really nice to see that you have problems too.

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• Added: March 27, 2017

Bounty Hunter: I'm the most powerful telepath in the Alcorian system. I know more than you can imagine.
Winn: Oh, yeah except for the difference between a gun and a stapler.

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• Added: March 27, 2017

Kara: No, don't cancel your plans just to search databases. That's ridiculous.
J'onn: Uh these databases won't search themselves.
Winn: Actually they will, I just got to write a program for it. And I just signed up for more work, didn't I?

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• Added: March 27, 2017

Kara: Any word from your parents?
Mon-El: No, they're just hovering around in orbit. Is that what they mean by helicopter parenting?

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• Added: March 27, 2017

I just gotta say that I'm pretty sure this Cisco fellow and I would just be BFFs if, you know, we lived in the same dimension.

Winn

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• Added: March 20, 2017