Chief: You are really gonna get it tonight, big boy.
Dean: There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.
Chief: Oh, you ain't been had, till you been had by the Chief. Oh, and before we get started, what's your safe word?

Dean: I can't believe people actually fall for that crap.
Sam: It's not all crap.
Dean: What part of that was not a steaming pile of B.S.?

Sam: What are you doing here, Ruby?
Ruby: I should be asking you the same thing.
Sam: I'm working a job.
Ruby: The whole world's about to be engulfed in hellfire, and you're here in Magictown, U.S.A.
Sam: You got something against magic?

I just got molested by Casper the pervy ghost! That's what happened!

Kate

Danny: You hunt ghosts?
Dean: That's right.
Danny: Like Scooby-Doo?
Dean: Better.

Dean: Dog: it's what's for dinner.

What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!?

Dean

Mrs. Curry: I already told the local boys, there was blood... everywhere.
Dean: And Mr. Gibson, where was he?
Mrs. Curry: Everywhere.

Sam: It's probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them.
Dean: Know-it-all.
Sam: What?
Dean: What?
Sam: You said...
Dean: What?
Sam: Never mind.

Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes.

Dean

Supernatural Season 4 Quotes

Sam: It's probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them.
Dean: Know-it-all.
Sam: What?
Dean: What?
Sam: You said...
Dean: What?
Sam: Never mind.

Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes.

Dean