Sam: Can we get the news without the drama?
Crowley: Can I get you without the flannel?

Kelly: Who are you people?
Rowena: Well, I'm a witch, he's an angel...
Crowley: And I'm the King of Hell.

We're not winning. We're just losing slow.


Crowley: Together again.
Castiel: Yay.

At least I don't look like a lumberjack.


I gotta tell ya, mom to mom, they're good men. Best I ever met.


Be proud of your hobbies. They make you who you are.


Everyone dies.


Do you know what it was like to have a Nazi necromancer for a father? It sucked.


Maybe let’s not touch anything until we figure out if this stuff wants to kill us or not.


I killed Hitler. I think I deserve some pie.


Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.


Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.


Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.