SurrealEstate
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFySurrealEstate Season 1 Quotes
I'm gettin' real disappointed mom vibes of you, and I already got one of those. So, you're gonna need to go.
Reece
Real estate agents fighting crime. I thought you spent your time posing for bus benches.
Catherine
Catherine: I thought you were a writer or one of those movie people. A commission-craving house hooker. What a disappointment.
Luke: I see you've been talkin' to my mom.
Gosh. So much death, and yet, Rita Weiss walks the earth.
Zooey
It's all fun and games until somebody pokes an eye out.
Zooey
Hey, ya big, smelly piece a shit.
Phil
Would it diffuse this tense moment if I said something nice about your shoes?
Dad
But most of all, I miss feeling like somebody's in charge. Like our destinies are being crafted by somebody kind and benevolent and wise.
Phil
[to a painting of Jesus] Look, don't make it weird, OK? I'm not looking to get back together. I was just in the neighborhood.
Phil
Susan: Remember when you told me that it was better for us for Phil and August not to meet clients?
Luke: Mmm-hmm.
Susan: Duncan and Sophie are literally the clients you were talking about.
Bernie: I'm getting really tired of looking at your face.
Luke: I sell real estate; I get that all the time.
Phil: The sailors are coming! They want revenge on the tardy horseman, but they will settle for you!
Susan: Oh, perfect. And there's nothing we can do?
Phil: Yeah, you can get out of there!!
Susan: So, if the vengeful sailors don't fill our lungs with seawater and kill us, the influencers will unleash their Twitter mob.
Zooey: Kind of a coin toss.
