Phil: The sailors are coming! They want revenge on the tardy horseman, but they will settle for you!
Susan: Oh, perfect. And there's nothing we can do?
Phil: Yeah, you can get out of there!!
Susan: So, if the vengeful sailors don't fill our lungs with seawater and kill us, the influencers will unleash their Twitter mob.
Zooey: Kind of a coin toss.