Poor old Ralph. That dude might be the dumbest person on the face of the earth besides being the dumbest player to play Survivor.

Russell

These fools that I'm dealing with they ain't too bright.

Russell

I still love Phillip Sheppard.

Phillip

Seems as if this group of players knows how to follow directions.

Boston Rob

Man, it feels so good to play with you amateurs. You give away so much. You don't even know enough to keep your mouth shut.

Rob

I know how Boston Rob thinks. Right now, he's thinking 'oh crap, I'm stuck with a bunch of weenies.'

Russell

Rob's good. I'm good too. This is gonna be fun.

Kristina

My immunity idol antenna have been on alert since I've hit the beach.

Kristina

It is going to rain a LOT here in Nicaragua.

Jeff

Redemption Island does not scare me one bit. It's a vacation.

Russell

They're sizing up like we're pray.

Francesca

I'm gonna stare down Russell. When I stare down Russell, he'll know she's got a little evil inside of her.

Stephanie

Survivor Season 22 Quotes

I think I've been trained for something like this.

Mike

We ain't never had a dumbass to win the game, have we? Maybe it's my turn.

Ralph