Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.

Ted

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• Added: August 24, 2021

Jamie: I'm trying to build bridges here.
Roy: You couldn't f**king build Jeff Bridges.

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• Added: August 24, 2021

Ted: Roy, you're not gonna like this. But right now, Jamie here is being the mature one.
Jamie: It's true. I'm being super mature, you big dumb, hairy, baby t**t.

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• Added: August 24, 2021

Look, let me ask you one question. You're a great man. Does Jane make you greater?

Higgins

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• Added: August 24, 2021