Ted Lasso
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Ted Lasso Season 1 Quotes
Rebecca: So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun.
Ted: You spoke to God?!
Rebecca: No, the newspaper.
Jamie: What? You want me to run decoy?
Ted: Yeah, that's right!
Jamie: It's a joke. Unfortunately for you, though, no one thinks it's funny.
Ted: That true?
Roy: Um, agree to disagree. I find it hilarious. I thought it's funny than Step Brothers.
Ted: High praise.
Roy: That scene where the bunkbed collapses. I used to think that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, but then I just saw that, and now I'm going to have to rethink my order of what I think is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Ted: Yeah, that's when sports and art combine, as far as I'm concerned. Alright, let's run it again! Let's go!
Rebecca: Well, the press are never awful to men. No one ever pays a fortune for a photo of a naked man on a yacht in Minorca a week after his divorce.
Keeley: Whoa. That's like a very specific scenario. Oh my God. That means there's a picture of you naked on a yacht. Can I see it? Is in here? Oh, come on, you wouldn't have said anything if you weren't dying to show someone. Please?
Keeley: Holy shit, Rebecca! Are those your real tits? I feel like a teenage boy. I can't stop staring at them! Where did you get those?
Rebecca: My mum!
Keeley: I can't believe you stopped this from running. I would have shown everyone!
Ted: I'll say this though, I really enjoyed getting to spend this time with you, Trent.
Trent: You actually mean that, don't you?
