Ya know anabolic steroids are illegal in the United States. You got an awful lot of facial hair for a teenager. Seriously. What are you on?

Stiles

Peter: I guess I still have a little werewolf strength myself.
Derek: Maybe more than a little.

You're an Alpha. If you can't stop one little car then one little Beta is going to die.

Garrett

I don't care. No one else dies. Everyone on that list, everyone on that dead pool -- it doesn't matter if they're wendigos or werewolves or whatever -- I'm gonna save every one.

Scott

Scott: Why would someone use all this money just to kill us?
Stiles: Someone wants you dead, dude. Badly.

Scott: Malia, you studied harder for this than any of us.
Malia: It doesn't mean I'm gonna do good.
Stiles: Well.
Malia: Well what?
Stiles: It's do well, not good.
Malia: Oh God!

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No. I've never been in Scott's bed. Just on it. Wearing clothes.

Kira

One more thing. When I do come back, we got to talk about some stuff. You and your friends, the way you guys handle things, it doesn't seem to phase you like it should. It's like you guys know something I don't. When I get back, I'd like to be in the know.

McCall

Liam: Have you guys done something like this before?
Stiles: Something dangerous or something idiotic?
Kira: The it's yes to both.
Scott: You don't have to do be part of it if you don't want to.
Liam: I'm not scared.
Stiles: Well then you're borderline idiotic.

I still hate this plan. I mean this is pretty significantly terrifying. He looks dead.

Melissa

Stiles: That's your assassin speak?
Argent: I said he's dead. What more do you want?
Stiles: Well it's a little dry, You could have said something more like target has been neutralized, you know. The crow flies at midnight. That's always cool.
Argent: Mmmm.

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I gotta buy a better safe.

Peter

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.