Shelley: What'd he do to you?
Jordan: Your husband, his brother, and some mysterious third FUCKTARD destroyed my life.

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• Added: December 13, 2018

You know, I don't know my fairy tales very well, but in the three piggies? I don't think the wolf made it.

Eddie

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Jordan: Tell me who the third pig is.
Eddie: You're really hung up on this eye for an eye shit, huh? And what happens when you do find him?
Jordan: I'll kill him.
Eddie: I don't buy that for one second. You're no killer. Try again.

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Jordan: You killed yourself, you crazy drug addict! It's all on you.
Eddie: And you're not responsible for any of it. Not accountability or culpability. That story sounds really familiar. Oh wait, that's my story.

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Jordan: No one was supposed to die.
Eddie: That's my line.
Jordan: You're not really here.
Eddie: Of course I'm not.

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