Kayla: I thought you wanted to be the cool grandma.
Colleen: I never said that! I'm OK with being uncool. In fact, I'm OK with being mean. I'm really good at it.

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I went in for a voice lineup. I identified one of the pigs.

Jordan

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Colleen: Oh, you showed up! I'm impressed.
Kayla: You have my phone. OK. This is way cool. Very gypsy bohemian.
Colleen: Oh, don't label me. I hate label. I think of it as timeless chic.
Kayla: I'm pretty sure that's a label.

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Your dad doesn't know shit. I quit dancing because I got knocked up.

Colleen

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The world is angry. So much hate and rage. Beth saw that, but I couldn't.

Jordan

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It's like we're a triangle on one of those teen shows on the network I don't watch. In dramatic terms, it's what's known as a trope.

Ethan

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Ethan: This really is one of those teen shows.
Kayla: This is not some triangle.
Ethan: I'm talking about the part where you're fuckin' your teacher. Oops. Another trope.

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