Helen: Maybe. If you stop saying paramore.
John: If I?
Helen: I mean, what the fuck was that, John? You said it fourteen times.
John: Well, it happens to be the legal term for it, but if you prefer I could say concubine. Fuck buddy? Slut face?
Helen: How 'bout cunt? Cunt works for me.

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Helen: Noah wants money.
Margaret: I'm sorry?
Helen: Were you gonna ask how the hearing was, or are you gonna talk some more about your hair dos?

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Max: Would you like to fuck and then open your present, or open your present and then fuck?
Helen: Open the present.

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Noah: What the fuck is going on?
Helen: Why are you doing this to us?

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Why do you get to fuck up and I don't?

Helen

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