How great is this party?

Yasper

I decided I better go tell daddy that he forgot to give me the fruit snacks since he’d really want to know that.

Detective Danner: Nobody ever notices Walt.
Walt: Try my mom. [laughs] Uh, no, I didn’t do it. Those are the facts. Read ‘em. Please.

Yasper: That’s not fair, man. I gave you your name.
Xavier: My mom gave me my name.

You do not look like if the dad from Family Matters and Urkel had a kid somehow.

Brett

The Afterparty Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

I decided I better go tell daddy that he forgot to give me the fruit snacks since he’d really want to know that.

Maggie

How great is this party?

Yasper