Maybe now is not a good time to tell you that I just discovered I have an intense fear of heights.

Jordan

If you fall and die, I love you.

Dan

I'm just surprised I didn't pee myself.

Jordan

I'm the man.

Jordan

I could have run this race with anyone else, it never would have been the experience I'm having with my brother.

Jordan

They U-Turned us because you're prettier than she is.

Carol

She's on You Tube for a reason.

Brandi (referring to Caite)

Who's ready to add some stress to their day? That's me.

Jet

Get a good long shot of that bitchy mug.

Carol

The closest thing to a music instrument we play is a radio.

Jet

Dan: I hate him just as much now as I did before.
Jordan: I love him just a little bit more now because he's making my dream come true.

France feels just like December in New England.

Michael