Kerri, when someone's f****** giving us directions, could you actually listen to him?!?!

Stacy

[Joey and Danny] look like they're from a bad 80s movie with some Wham playing in the background.

JJ

These are first place glasses by the way.

Danny

Fire's gotta be warmer than freaking Bavaria.

Vanessa

Dale Earhnardt is behind the wheel.

Bopper

This is better than NASCAR, these guys are insane.

Art

Anytime my partner's in the backseat there better be a barf bag.

Bopper

If I get a little sick, I get a little sick. It's better than us navigating ourselves.

Mark

He looked like he was a nutella covered man.

Art

This guy is as hairy as a St. Bernard.

Art

That was strange, but it was good.

JJ

You want a million dollars? Scrub a man's junk!

JJ