Look at JJ. He looks like a gorilla in a chiffon suit.

Art

You're a Baliwood Travolta.

Art

Vanessa's actually not a bad dancer. She's got some Puerto Rican in her.

Ralph

Mark ain't got much rhythm, but he's got heart.

Booper

We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!

Bopper

Dudes can't dance like chicks, it just can't happen.

Art

The only team that can beat us is ourselves.

Rachel

Ralph: We always race as if we're in last place.
Vanessa: Which is typically the case.

I've drunk enough water to sink a battleship.

Mark

I don't want to shave my head. I paid $500 for extensions.

Rachel

I need my hair to look pretty.

Rachel

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa