The Amazing Race
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on CBSPopular The Amazing Race Quotes
Look at JJ. He looks like a gorilla in a chiffon suit.
Art
You're a Baliwood Travolta.
Art
Vanessa's actually not a bad dancer. She's got some Puerto Rican in her.
Ralph
Mark ain't got much rhythm, but he's got heart.
Booper
We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!
Bopper
Dudes can't dance like chicks, it just can't happen.
Art
The only team that can beat us is ourselves.
Rachel
Ralph: We always race as if we're in last place.
Vanessa: Which is typically the case.
I've drunk enough water to sink a battleship.
Mark
I don't want to shave my head. I paid $500 for extensions.
Rachel
I need my hair to look pretty.
Rachel
Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.
Vanessa