Fly to San Francisco, Cali-fricking-fornia!

Jordan

San Francisco is a very gay-friendly place. Good for me.

Jordan

This is the Super Bowl of The Amazing Race.

Dan

If [Dan and Jordan] want to drop the gloves, I can drop the gloves.

Jet

People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

Why are we in America and no one speaks English?

Brent

I wanna punch you in the face.

Caite (to Brent)

Daniel and his ability to make friends came in big for us today.

Jordan

Cord: Not too talkative are they?
Jet: Kind of pissy.

I'm not a real video game guy. More of a Boston sports guy.

Jordan

I'm gonna get one of these Star Wars guys to take you out.

Cord (to Jordan)

France feels just like December in New England.

Michael