Guide: Bigger, bigger
Zev: That's what she said.

When I grew up, we didn't even have a chimney. Sanata Claus came in through the window.

Big Easy

Woo, I'm gonna be sexy in these. They gonna be whistling at me.

Big Easy

If we get eliminated today, I swear to God, I'm never going to speak to you again.


Flight Time: When your car leave the detour first, everything starts looking a little bit. Your teammate starts looking a little better.
Big Easy: Whoa, I wouldn't go that far.

Kent and Vyxsin's couch delivery service coming at you.


I kept thinking it might be faster if I could lay on the couch, tell Cord about my feelings and he could push me.


We are walking a couch to some chicks office when she could have paid someone to do it.


I have so much food in my stomach I might barf on this couch.


I wanna talk to the manager!


I need you to quit acting like a chick and go in to problem solving mode not like emotional mean blaming mode.


Jet and I have been making a habit of starting in last.


The Amazing Race Season 18 Episode 8 Quotes

Flight Time: We are very excited to be getting out of India.
Big Easy: So we've got to hear the Schwartzenagger voice the whole time?
Flight Time: I'll be back, but not to India, hopefully.

I like Austria. That's where the terminator is from.

Big Easy