Right now, we're tied for sixth, but we're also tied for first and that's better than being in sixth all alone.

Jet

My dream is to win The Amazing Race.

Jordan (Pious)

Jet: We hit bottom and there's only one place to go and that's up
Cord: You should write a country song.

Cut it pretty close?!? I thought we were going to drown!

Cord

There's not a lot of guys who swim in jeans.

Jet

We're in Africa, but like tropical, beautiful, paradise Africa.

Dan

It's just clothes. You look good.

Steve

I've driven a lot of things, never an Ox.

Jet

Look at the size of you two fat bastards. Why do I have to pull you?

Louie

I've never met an Ox I could trust.

Steve

NASCAR with bulls!

Caite

I just want to get the lesbians out.

Caite