Don't misconstrue my support for yelling.

Dave

Ralph: All of these people are so excited to see us, I don't know why.
Vanessa: They haven't met us yet.

We're hoping not to die.

JJ

The race has gone tribal.

Dave

This is a first, Art, we're following Big Brother.

JJ

Art: I think somebody's going to end up crying by the end of the day.
JJ: Just don't let it be you, Art.

Art and JJ; snobby and mcsnobster.

Rachel

Get your nose done before you get your boobs done. Do everyone a favor.

Vanessa

Teachers are a lot more friendlier.

JJ

Ooooooo, free candy!

Booper

I hope this is the first and last time I'm in a trunk.

Vanessa

One apple a day isn't enough, so we decided on several thousand.

Nary

The Amazing Race Season 20 Quotes

When you've got loot on the line like this, you pee your pants if you have to, baby.

Bopper

I can just taste the burritos already. Do they have burritos there?

Kerri