Howard: See he's not wearing a tie.
Leonard: Well, he's a patent attorney. Maybe his tie is pending.

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Are you suggesting a limited liability cooperation? Because I did not LLC that coming.

Sheldon

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Is the fetus helping you? Because that's cheating.

Howard

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Penny: Sheldon, did you draft the contract?
Sheldon: You bet I did.
Penny [to Amy]: You're gonna make out so hard tonight.

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