Put your tie back in your pants.

Howard

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• Added: February 10, 2011

Let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled toucas.

Howard

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• Added: February 10, 2011

Tater tots and a party invitation. What a great day.

Raj

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• Added: February 10, 2011

It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia. If you'd like to put on a pair of latex gloves I'll let you check me for a hernia.

Sheldon

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You take this one. I spent an hour last night on 'Why can't vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?'

Howard

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• Added: February 10, 2011