Uh ... who's Angie Dickinson?

Sheldon

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• Added: January 30, 2014

James Earl Jones: Why don't you and your friends come to Comic-Con with me?
Sheldon: Really?
James Earl Jones: Of course. And San Diego is right across the border from my favorite city on Earth, Tijuana.... where I'm taking you every night!
Sheldon: Ay-yi-yi.
James Earl Jones: Ay-yi-yi. Bang. Bang.

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James Earl Jones: What were you asking me at the strip club?
Sheldon: Oh. How much does it cost me to get them off my lap?

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Carrie Fisher: It's not funny anymore, James!
James Earl Jones: Then why am I laughing!

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Sheldon: Hey Los Angeles! I'm on a ferris wheel with Darth Vader! He's nicer than you think!
James Earl Jones: I am!

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• Added: January 30, 2014

I lied about the Pepto -- I always use the little cup.

Howard

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• Added: January 30, 2014

Penny: Okay, sex is not what makes you a grown-up.
Bernadette: Yeah, or you'd be the oldest one here.
Penny: Really? Is that how you talk to your mother?

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Leonard: I say this one time instead of wimping out, let's be badasses!
Raj: Okay, I'll be a badass -- but only if you pinkie swear to be one, too.

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Well, your friend Leonard sounds like a real weenie.

James Earl Jones

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James Earl Jones: Let me guess. You like Star Wars.
Sheldon: [nods yes]
James Earl Jones: You know, I've been in other movies.
Sheldon: [nods yes]
James Earl Jones: But you don't care about you, do you?
Sheldon: [shakes head no]
James Earl Jones: I have one thing to say to people like you. I like Star Wars too.

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• Added: January 30, 2014

Those tickets were pretty expensive. I had to give Howie an advance on his allowance. Now he's never gonna put his toys away.

Bernadette

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• Added: January 30, 2014

Penny: I can't believe Leonard is spending hundred of dollars on scalped tickets.
Amy: Last week, you spent that on a little dress.
Penny: Yeah, but those tickets only get him into Comic-Con. That dress gets me into anywhere I want.

• Permalink: Yeah, but those tickets only get him into Comic-Con. That dress gets me into anywhere I want.
• Added: January 30, 2014