The Big Bang Theory Season 2 Episode 14: "The Financial Permeability" Quotes
There once was a brave lad named Leonard, with a fie fie fiddle dee dee. He faced a fearsome giant while Raj just wanted to pee.Sheldon (singing)
Leonard: Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?
Wolowitz: Yes. Koothrappali is going to wet himself, I'm going to throw up, Sheldon is going to run away, and you're going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?
Leonard: What was the plan?
Penny: Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star.
Leonard: Was there a Plan B?
Penny: TV star.
You know, I've given the matter some thought, and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens.Sheldon
Penny: No, I can't. Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.
Sheldon: Won't it also be 'weird' if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rainwater?
Penny: Wow, you've got a lot of money in there.
Sheldon: That's why it's guarded by snakes.