The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 11: "The Opening Night Excitation" Quotes
Amy: I'm just... really nervous.
Amy: I've been waiting for this for so long. I've just built it up in my head. I don't know what to expect.
Sheldon: Neither do I. But... we can find out together.
Sheldon: Not that, I understand the mechanics.
Professor Proton: Oh, good, good. Because I have no idea what kids these days are calling their, their parts.
Sheldon: I think they say "junk."
Professor Proton: What is happening to this world?
Let's get me waxed!Amy
Then it's settled. Amy's birthday present will be my genitals.Sheldon
Intimacy in any form has been challenging for me, but I'd like to show her how important she is, and it feels like now might be the right time.Sheldon
For future reference, if I want to watch mean girls, I'll stream on Netflix.Sheldon