Believe in magic, you Muggle!

Wolowitz

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If I had contacts I would have been the coolest Debate Club president to be shoved in his own cello case.

Leonard

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Priya: Just because you're in bed Indian woman, you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual?
Leonard: If you could find a book called "Weird Sex With White Boys," I'd be OK with that.

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I live so close I can hear your toilet flush. I don't listen for it, but nice to know everything's OK with your plumbing. In your building.

Leonard

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Where am I going to find Uranium-235 this time of night? ... C'mon, Craig's List!

Sheldon

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Penny: Not knowing's part of the fun.
Sheldon: Was that the motto of your community college?

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Beefaroni and a show? How do you turn that down?

Raj

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