My pants are missing, I don't remember anything. Penny, this is your youth, what do I do?

Sheldon

You know, I felt the same way about the spork. Solids and liquids handled by one utensil, that'll never work. Spoiler? Works.

Sheldon

Uh, oh. Someone's got two dates to the nerd prom.

Penny

Guys before this gets ugly, remember, the winner gets Sheldon.

Raj