Do you realize I don't live with the woman I love because of you?

Leonard

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• Added: January 08, 2015

Sheldon: There were plenty of ways to pass the time before smartphones were invented.
Leonard: That's true.
Sheldon: I'll look them up... Oh, son of a biscuit!

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• Added: January 08, 2015

What kind of scientist are you? everyone knows you've gotta make two out of three!

Raj

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Raj: No, I'm not okay. I feel like I'm going to jump out of my skin.
Bernadette: I told you not to wax down there.

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• Added: January 08, 2015

Leonard: Hang on. Why do we have to hate it?
Penny: Three words. Dr. Who Convention.

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Penny: Oh, I know. We could go horseback riding.
Amy: Actually I can't. My hips don't open wider than 22 degrees. I rode a very thin pony once. On the first bump I just pssshh, popped right off.

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