Amy: Here I am?
Sheldon: Wait. Here who is where?

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Raj: I didn't know you can have a cyst inside a cyst.
Mrs. Wolowitz: The doctor said they were like Russian nesting dolls.

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But, you two make such a cute couple. Like Bert and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers.

Penny

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Dump her? What did he use? A fork lift?

Raj

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Way to make lemonade. You know from around the corner where fudge is made.

Raj

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Howard: They spent a ton of money developing this dandruff medication that had the horrible side effect of anal leakage.
Raj: Is there a good anal leakage?

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Leonard, wait! ... Dobby the elf dies in book 7.

Sheldon

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I think your morning Cocoa Pops are turning you into a hysterical woman.

Sheldon

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