The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 15: "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation" Quotes
Sheldon: Have you seen the one where Lori dies?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Or, maybe she doesn't. Let's find out.
Then, what the hell, Sheldon!?!
Amy
... cuz we out dropping science, son.
Amy
Oh my God. She's not going to bathe me, is she?
Raj
Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far what would I need with you.
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you'd be doing both of us a favor.
Sheldon: I suppose there's no choice but to face the crying, angry accusations, and the high pitch wails of despair.
Penny: Yeah and who knows how Amy will react.
If you don't leave now, she'll use food and guilt to keep you there the rest of your life.
Howard
How do you sleep in these things? Silk pajamas on satin sheets, I slid out of the bed like 3 times.
Raj
Umm....
Sheldon
Oh, spoiler alert. This door's about to slam in your face.
Leonard
Feelings? What am I a hippie at a love-in?
Sheldon
Good buddy Leonard. [knock] Good buddy Leonard. [knock] Good buddy Leonard. [knock]
Sheldon
