The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 20: "The Tenure Turbulence" Quotes
Leonard: Oh, you do what you want, but I don't want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever.
Howard [coughing]: So, is tenure.
Sheldon: Are you implying my girlfriend doesn't have any sexuality to exploit?
Sheldon: Okay, because that was not clear.
Way to hit'em with both barrels.Leonard [to Penny]
Seriously, is that tape? Like, how are they staying up like that?Amy
You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job, and no amount of gravity-defying bosom's going to change that.Amy
Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do. Don't just stand there. Take your breasts out.Sheldon [to Amy]
Leonard: You realize you might kill some of them.
Penny: Oh, then you all can get tenure.
Mrs. Davis: Roots?
Sheldon: The tragic history of slavery in America. Fun for the whole family.
Mrs. Davis: Why would you think this is an appropriate gift?
Sheldon: Umm. Well ... You are black, right?
Sheldon Cooper doesn't do cozy.Sheldon
You know, I must say I go back and forth on this boyfriend-girlfriend thing, but those moments when you worship me really keep you in the running.Sheldon
If you need my nose, you'll find it firmly lodged up the rectum of the tenure committee.Kripke
If we really want science to advance, people should have chips implanted in their skulls that explode when they say something stupid.Sheldon