Leonard: She took my Where's Waldo!
Sheldon: Well no, no. He's over there.
Leonard: Oh yeah, there he is.

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• Added: November 03, 2016

Howard: And how single are you right now?
Raj: Eating cake on the toilet single.

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• Added: November 03, 2016

Why would she keep something from me? I shared my body with that woman. And my Netflix password.

Sheldon

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• Added: November 03, 2016

If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?

Raj

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Oh, I don't mind. I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic Sport I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is, and then I'd take home the gold.

Sheldon

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• Added: November 03, 2016

I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we watch the news or something?

Penny

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• Added: November 03, 2016