The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 22: "The Wildebeest Implementation" Quotes
Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away.
Amy
(To a box of expensive shoes she's about to take back)
Penny: I'm sorry, shoes, but you have to go back.
Shoebox (Penny): But, Penny, we love you.
Penny: I love you, too, but you cost more than my rent.
Shoebox (Penny): But Penny, you look so good in us.
Penny: (To Amy) Damn it, the shoes are right!
Leonard: Beekeeper to King 12. I capture your pope and release the swarm. Checkmate on Sheldon.
Sheldon: I knew I should've given my pope the jet pack.
I can't do this anymore. I'm a good girl! I went to Catholic School!
Bernadette
She never even got to see my penis. Ta-da!
Raj
My recommendation is that you gobble these up like Tic Tacs.
Sheldon
Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely.
Raj
Commence operation "Priya Wouldn't Wanna Be-ya"
Amy
Amy: Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry.
Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.
Penny
Some women don't like to get chummy when their panties are down.
Bernadette