The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 10 Quotes
While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist, be sure to show him how funny he looks getting stuck under our dishwasher.
Bernadette
Honestly, I just want you to be quiet, but I'm all out of taffy.
Amy
Who leaves their bike in the hallway? You know, if I knew how to ride one, I'd steal it.
Sheldon
Everything is stupid, and I want to go home.
Sheldon
Sheldon: Would you care for a brandy?
Amy: No, thank you.
Sheldon: Good choice. It's disgusting.
Sheldon: And you realize what the next step is.
Amy: Set up a second culture and try to replicate our results.
Sheldon: Uh, no. We lock that door, lower our underpants a little, and make a baby.
Maybe there are other things we have in common. Come dinner time, do you enjoy eating food?
Raj
Penny: How come you don't ever eat broccoli?
Leonard: I'm married. I don't have to be attractive.
Raj: Well I can't eat like a ten year old all the time.
Penny: You're dating somebody! Who is it?
Oh my god. I just got it. Fun onions. Funions. Hahahaha!
Raj
Leonard: She took my Where's Waldo!
Sheldon: Well no, no. He's over there.
Leonard: Oh yeah, there he is.
Howard: And how single are you right now?
Raj: Eating cake on the toilet single.
