The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes
Sheldon: Do you know where the phrase jibber jabber comes from?
Penny: Oh my god, you're about to jibber jabber about "jibber jabber?"
Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skim milk?
Wolowitz
Leonard: Beekeeper to King 12. I capture your pope and release the swarm. Checkmate on Sheldon.
Sheldon: I knew I should've given my pope the jet pack.
I can't do this anymore. I'm a good girl! I went to Catholic School!
Bernadette
She never even got to see my penis. Ta-da!
Raj
My recommendation is that you gobble these up like Tic Tacs.
Sheldon
Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely.
Raj
Commence operation "Priya Wouldn't Wanna Be-ya"
Amy
Amy: Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry.
Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.
Penny
Some women don't like to get chummy when their panties are down.
Bernadette
You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.
Sheldon