The Big Bang Theory
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Raj: I can see my little princess while I'm at work, right?
Howard: Why can't you just watch porn like a normal guy?
If they didn't want to be yelled at by crazy nerds, they shouldn't have started a sci-fi channel.
Leonard
They can't just cancel a show like Alphas. You know? They have to help the viewers let go. Firefly did a movie to wrap things up. Buffy the Vampire Slayer continued on as a comic book. Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season till we were grateful it ended.
Sheldon
Sheldon: Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
Leonard: I don't know. It's a fat guy on a Segway. That's funny everywhere.
Leonard: Oh, you do what you want, but I don't want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever.
Howard [coughing]: So, is tenure.
Sheldon: Are you implying my girlfriend doesn't have any sexuality to exploit?
Raj: Yes
Sheldon: Okay, because that was not clear.
Way to hit'em with both barrels.
Leonard [to Penny]
Seriously, is that tape? Like, how are they staying up like that?
Amy
You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job, and no amount of gravity-defying bosom's going to change that.
Amy
Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do. Don't just stand there. Take your breasts out.
Sheldon [to Amy]
Leonard: You realize you might kill some of them.
Penny: Oh, then you all can get tenure.
Mrs. Davis: Roots?
Sheldon: The tragic history of slavery in America. Fun for the whole family.
Mrs. Davis: Why would you think this is an appropriate gift?
Sheldon: Umm. Well ... You are black, right?
