The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 6 Quotes
Sheldon Cooper doesn't do cozy.
Sheldon
You know, I must say I go back and forth on this boyfriend-girlfriend thing, but those moments when you worship me really keep you in the running.
Sheldon
If you need my nose, you'll find it firmly lodged up the rectum of the tenure committee.
Kripke
If we really want science to advance, people should have chips implanted in their skulls that explode when they say something stupid.
Sheldon
Sheldon: Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?
Penny: Damn, I forgot to feed him and that I had him.
Sheldon: Well, now, did you also have a dog? Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy.
Penny: Party's over. Party's over.
If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place you'd be happy all the time.
Amy
Bernadette's diary has some saucy bits.
Sheldon
Amy: Used me as a human shield?
Sheldon: I panicked. He looked taller than usual.
Sheldon, I swear to God I'm going to kill you.
Howard
Howard: It's ridiculous that we still have to walk up all these stairs.
Bernadette: Yeah, try doing it in heels.
Howard: I am.
My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead.
Sheldon
I can't tell you that. I'm bound by closet organizer/organizee confidentiality.
Sheldon
