The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 6 Quotes
Howard: Last time I was here, I was a scrawny little nerd.
Leonard: And, now, you're also an astronaut.
Sheldon: I believe in a gender blind society like in Star Trek. Where women and men of all races and creeds worked side-by-side as equals.
Leonard: You mean where they were advanced enough to develop an interstellar warp drive, but a black lady still answered the space phone?
Leonard: Helping women?
Sheldon: Helping anyone. People should take care of themselves.
Leonard: Oh, like yesterday when you made me drive you to the dry cleaners, the pharmacy and the post office?
Come on. If I was any good at convincing women to do stuff, I wouldn't have spent so much of my 20s in the shower.
Howard
How can she remember all those lines, but as a waitress she can't remember "no tomato" on my hamburger?
Sheldon
You won't regret it. I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met.
Raj
Thanks for ruining lobster for me.
Howard
My heart is stone. From now on, I'm a monk. I renounce all worldly pleasures. Except for Lobster. And, garlic butter.
Raj
I mean ... we can have a pants party. Go put some on.
Howard
Can I want to go because I have to want to go?
Sheldon
Yeah, yeah, you want a cigarette. Well, I'd like a normal boyfriend. Deal with it.
Amy
It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.
Bernadette
