The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 7 Quotes
Leonard: I'm not a crybaby.
Penny: Toy Story 3?
Leonard: They were holding hands in a furnace!
Bernadette: This is pretty cool. You don't see too many spherical cakes.
Amy: I wonder why that is.
Sheldon: When Darth Vader struck down Obi-Wan, did Luke cry like a baby and go to his funeral?
Penny: No. He blew up the Death Star. Why do I know this?!
You're being so quiet. Are you upset or are you just rebooting?
Howard
Sheldon: Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time.
Amy: And watching a bunch of goody space movies you've seen hundreds of times isn't?
Sheldon: If we were in a physical relationship, you just lost sex tonight.
Professor Proton is dead?
Sheldon
May the forth be with you. Get it?
Raj
Raj: Then, why do you watch these things?
Emily: Can I tell you something without you judging me?
Raj: Sure.
Emily: They kind of turn me on.
Raj: And play.
You know what this is? Yeah, and I reserve this word for those rare instances when it's truly deserved. This is malarkey!
Sheldon
Oh! That's a lot of incense. Or someone set a hippie on fire.
Sheldon
Raj: Why can't I be in a relationship with a girl who likes The Sound of Music?
Howard: Raj, you are the girl in the relationship who likes The Sound of Music..
Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo. Or a Nutter Butter, if you're in a pinch.
Sheldon
