The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 9 Quotes
Leonard: You know what we should do?
Sheldon: All go out and get vasectomies so this doesn't happen to us?
I shouldn't be raising a kid! I don't even eat my own vegetables.
Howard
Leonard: Why, 'oh no'?
Sheldon: Because this changes everything. What about comic book night? What about playing games together? What about our trips to Disneyland? How can we do those things with a child around?!"
We're gonna be parents! We're gonna get to board planes first! I'm finally gonna get to see what's in that family bathroom at the mall!
Howard
Bernadette: Well why did you put your finger near it's mouth?
Howard: Poor judgement, obviously.
Penny: Now is that a smart thing to say on a holiday that's basically national sex night?
Leonard: I'm sorry. You're pretty. I'm stupid.
Penny: That's crazy. We have reservations.
Leonard: I know.
Penny: So what did you say?
Leonard: Thanks, sorry to bother you. But I said it like a badass.
You know, once I ordered an Uber by accident. I just got in it and went somewhere.
Sheldon
I just gave you my virginity, woman. Cool your jets!
Sheldon
Meemaw: No wine for me. Sheldon's bringing me my whiskey.
Sheldon: There you go, Meemaw. I made it just how you like it. A lot, in a glass.
There's Amy! I just know you're going to hit it off. You both have the same fashion sense.
Sheldon
Oh, now you call her Constance. I call her Meemaw. You have your own Meemaw. It's not my fault she died when you were four.
Sheldon
