The Big C Season 2 Quotes
I honestly want to get laid this Thanksgiving. I'm touching my wife under the table right now.
Paul
I'm fat and you're gay so we're supposed to get along.
Andrea
It's always best to start with sweet and save hoochie for desert.
Cathy
Lee: You're actually my type, Paul.
Paul: Well I'm glad this didn't just get awkward.
Soulmate. Not only is it a cliche, it's the reasons millions of women are sitting at home and single.
Cathy
We're not soulmates. We're mole mates.
Lee
My family is blunt, tense and can't relax for shit.
Cathy
You have cancer and that pretty much trumps everything all the time!
Paul
The next time you fire someone on Halloween, you might wanna take off your pointy fucking ears first.
Paul
Hear that, Marlene? It's time to cross over, you racist bitch!
Andrea
Marlene really put the nail in the coffin when she, you know, put the nail in the coffin.
Sean
I never got the Catholic school girl fantasy. Maybe that's because the of actual tragedy being perpetrated against Catholic school boys.
Sean
