They say the Eskimos have 100 words for snow. That's nothing compared to the number of words we have for vagina. Rosebud, box, hooha, pink panther.

If I didn't define who I was and what I wanted, then someone else would.

You don't get to decide what is and isn't important in my life.

I have a girlfriend who's in Connecticut and she's waiting for me so I can't be gay.

Walt

I wish my parents would spend ten minutes caring about me as much as yours do about you.

Sebastian [to Mouse]

I realized being a princess isn't what I wanted to be. I wanted to be a good friend.

I can't believe I'm quoting Nancy Reagan, but tonight a few of you just should've said no.

Carrie: I don't want to play games with Sebastian.
Maggie: Then prepare yourself to lose.

Maybe that's why Seth isn't excited about me. I don't have one of those. I mean I have two boobs, but not a hot body.

Mouse

If you'll excuse me I need to go jump my boyfriend and I suggest you do the same.

Mouse

I like you. Not because you're a bitch but in spite of it.

Sebastian

This is such a ridiculous double standard! So if you sleep with a bunch of girls you're cool, but if I do I'm a slut?

Mouse

The Carrie Diaries Quotes

It was like putting a hot dog in a keyhole.

Mouse

It's always the same dream. I'm in the city and I belong. Manhattan is mine. But then I always wake up. The same old Carrie Bradshaw in Castlebury Connecticut.

Carrie