The only thing you have ever done to upset my mother is when she told you you rinse the dishes off too much before putting them into the dishwasher.


I'm not looking for a decent human being, I'm looking for a great doctor and you're it.


I find that good relationships sometimes are based on what we are willing to overlook.


Flynn: Hey Chief! Good news. Frank dropped the kids off at the pool.
Brenda: What does that mean?
Flynn: No sign of Clyde yet, but we're so close to Bonnie we can smell it.

I told him cut back on the bacon. Why not try margarine on your steak instead of butter?

Mr. Cooper

Chief, it smells like the evidence might be on the way.


I don't understand! Are you a good guy or a bad guy?

Mr. Cooper

Mr. Cooper: I need to go on the news and talk to the robbers. You let victims do that, right?
Raydor: When they've lost a child, Mr. Cooper, not a bracelet.

Well, at least we won't have to watch video of you two on the news ignoring a robbery and a murder.


Flynn: Hang out at the bar. So what's in it for me?
Provenza: You can watch me get drunk.

Raydor: We can't just let her walk out of here.
Brenda: Goodness no, captain. There's the Johnson Rule to consider. We can't let people leave the buildin' when they might be facin' hostile situations. Natalie needs protection, don't you agree?

You guys may think she walks on water, but you're following her across some very thin ice.


The Closer Quotes

[To Sgt. Gabriel] I should probably explain that I do not form my relationships with people based on how they're treating you. That would be your mother, maybe.


If I liked being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married.