The Closer Quotes
She's hot sir, but she has opinions.
Sanchez
Taylor: Did we smash his head in?
Provenza: No, oh no. That was from too much egg nogging.
Oh my God. Your Christmas tree is completely naked! You need to deck these halls pronto!
Santa Jack
So, Brenda, why don't we take a little walk down memory lane. Which, for you, leads to a cemetery.
Gavin
Oh. Sorry. Some ashes there. Completely my fault.
Santa Jack
And, judging by the grumpy tone, you are Lt. Provenza!
Casey
So, according to the elves...I've been waiting to say that my entire life.
Provenza
My detectives just found three underage boys living at your house. Half naked.
Brenda
But if I may be frank, sir. Continuing to audit every investigation Chief Johnson undertakes is embarrassing to everyone involved. It's an insult to her, demeaning to my rank; not to mention a waste of money.
Raydor
Just keep your eye on the ball everyone and ignore me like you usually do.
Raydor
Sir, I've had a terrible day. I'm anxious, I'm stressed and I'm a little shaky, so if you don't drop your gun right now, I'm gonna put a bullet through your head. Are we clear?
Brenda
Brenda: David, I want you to be careful here, not start a shootin' match.
Gabriel: I'm with you on that.
