I do not lie. I embellish.

Rowdy

When it comes to women, I have an impulse control problem.

Liam

Don't stick it in anything that hasn't been fully vetted first.

Susan

Liam: I may screw anything that moves, but I don't lie. Which is why I'm forced to say: that skirt makes you look fat.

A problem is just an opportunity in work clothes.

Cliff

I got thrown in jail. Actual jail. With one toilet for everyone.

Addy

Stop waiting for a savior. They don't exist.

Beth

I have to go make a six-year old choose between his mother and his grandmother.

Dylan

My husband is also your boss. Cross that line again and I'll be the one to fire you.

Susan

It's what we do in the worst of times that tells the world who we really are.

Hart

A man doesn't choose the moment. The moment chooses the man.

Rowdy

Dylan: Are we supposed to love this job or hate it?
Addy: Both.

The Deep End Quotes

Sometimes I think I married myself one grade A bitch.

Cliff

Leave, before I set you on fire.

Cliff

The Deep End Music

  Song Artist
Boom Anjulie iTunes
Stuck To You Nikka Costa iTunes
Head Straight Alex Metric iTunes