Dylan: I was just standing here. Didn't hear anything.
Susan: How gallant of you.

I wouldn't waste my time sucking... I would, however, waste a little time getting a new shirt. You're wearing a dish rag.

Beth

Addy: I'm half-naked here.
Liam: Relax. I've seen hers and you're like a sister.

Law firms are like anything else. You get what you pay for. Sterling is expensive.

Addy

My first kiss was perfect. I'm just waiting for the one that beats it.

Liam

Beth is here because she's a good lawyer. I think it's pathetic that you think otherwise.

Cliff

Is it a crime to care about the planet?

Addy

If that weed is yours, it explains the universal popularity of your brownies.

Liam

We are lawyers. We make stuff up all the time.

Cliff

I'm the knight in shining armor and you've reduced me to a guy in a suit showing spreadsheets.

Cliff

Liam: There's not gonna be any more kissing today.
Beth: Do I even wanna know?
Liam: No.

Mr. Branford: You're fishing.
Beth: I prefer hunting. It seems less leisurely.

The Deep End Quotes

Sometimes I think I married myself one grade A bitch.

Cliff

Leave, before I set you on fire.

Cliff

The Deep End Music

  Song Artist
Boom Anjulie iTunes
Stuck To You Nikka Costa iTunes
Head Straight Alex Metric iTunes