Popular The Defenders Quotes
Nick: What are you saying? That I look like a lonely schlubby loser? Is that what you're saying? Is that the deal?
Pete: No, Nick, not at all. In fact, you're looking good these days. You've been working out. I can tell. A little bigger up top, tighter in the middle, and you've got that bead thing going. Hey and that yoga's paying off too. Your butt, very firm.
Pete: See what you're doing there, Nick? You're giving her all the power. Checking your phone. Making sure you got service. Did she call? Didn't she call?
Nick: Shut up.
Pete: Hey, Nicolito. No sexo, por favor.
Nick: Get out of here.
Pete: Put that phone down!
I'm tense. I eat when I'm tense!
Nick
Max: Morelli? Mind stopping somewhere and getting me a Cherry Cola, a pack of Spearmint gum, and a Mountain Dew? My mouth is kind of dry.
Nick: Try shutting it.
Max: What kind of tour bus does Willie Nelson drive on?
Detective: A cannabis.
Zoe: I think Judge Hunter might be bossier than Nick.
Lisa: Hard to imagine.
We're talking about Judge Hunter here. I mean, how do we humanize that guy? It's like trying to humanize a weed whacker.
Pete
Hey Lisa, nice suit. That was a compliment, not harassment.
Pete
Pete: Next time you're round these parts, give me a ring.
Nick: Shut up.
Pete: I'll take you out for a beer.
Nick: I swear to god, I'll punch you in this face this time.
Underwear isn't illegal. In fact, it's advisable. It prevents chaffing.
Max
You have sex hair!
Zoe
