The Good Place
Thursdays 9:00 PM on NBCThe Good Place Season 3 Quotes
I don't usually cry at movies, but that one was pretty good. That girl was hot. That guy was too.
Eleanor
Eleanor: That would be erasing...
Chidi: Us. I know.
Eleanor: Jason, talk to no one, go nowhere, do nothing.
Jason: I won't let you down.
The Bad Place didn't pick the worst people. They picked the people who would be the worst for us.
Tahani
Eleanor: I became such a good person I almost forgot I'm a world class liar baby.
Chidi: Very fun thing to hear from your girlfriend. You're doing great.
Fun little update. Michael was feeling a bit overwhelmed, so new plan. I'm the architect.
Eleanor
Your big revelation...is life is complicated?
Judge
Can someone grab my tiny boyfriend please?!
Eleanor
Michael: If you eat anything at this IHOP you will literally explode.
Jason: Yeah, I know. It's IHOP.
Eleanor: I mean bleh! What am I saying? This house is stupid and you're lame and I hate you.
Chidi: I love you too.
Here's some champagne for you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for the champagne you sent me.
Eleanor
This is how I always got out of Escape Rooms! If you break enough stuff they throw you out!
Eleanor
