Stewart: Can we please not use episodes of The Grinder to teach life lessons to my kids?
Dean: I'm sorry, would you rather him learn it on the streets?
Stewart: I think there are more than those two options for him, but if you're making me choose now, I would say, the streets. The streets by a mile.

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Nice try big fella, but after what the DVR did to the traditional ratings model I don't touch the damn things.

Dean

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Stewart: Dean, Claire is not a mole.
Dean: Okay hear me out, she's a new hire, she worked for the other side, she refuses to sleep with me.
Stewart: Goodnight Dean.
Dean: It adds up! It adds way up!

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Todd: There's one more confession you need to hear. It's also gonna shock a lot of people probably. I was the mole.
Stewart: Todd, literally every person in this room knows that.

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• Added: October 12, 2015