The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Season 4 Quotes
I don't like fast food. I prefer it slow or mid-tempo.
Carol
So, we're sticking with Bezequil? I...uh...I love it.
Gail
Abuela: That is the only thing in life we can predict. The only thing we truly know. Everybody’s story ends the same way: death.
I am sorry that I’m trying to help you, but finding you in that grocery store was the worst moment of my life, and I am so scared to lose you. But if you don’t care then fine. Take off your helmet. Eat all the junk food you want. But I am not going to sit here and watch you kill yourself.
Melissa
Just as I suspected. Looks like we got an adrenaline junkie baby on our hands.
Gail
Carol: You don't want our baby getting SIFILISS.
Tandy: Syphilis?
Carol: You know, Sudden Infant Falling Into Large Indoor Spaces Syndrome.
In short, Pamela was a real Sit Here in Tijuana.
Carol
This dinner is BYOB, which stands for Bye, You Old Buttface.
Glenn
He has the stamina of someone who really likes to order a lot of chores. He can find lots of things for me to do.
Pamela
Just know that you're on very thin ice, and I'm holding a welding torch.
Carol
It died. And her body joined it.
Gail
Tricks are for kids, and I'm 43 years old.
Tandy
